This morning I went to check on the stats of a Buzzfeed post created the night before and found this saucer-eyed kitten waiting for me instead.
Thinking I’d made a mistake with the link or something, I tried logging into my account and found I couldn’t. The content and my account had both been been deleted.
What the fuck?
I know what you’re thinking: Dude, what the hell were you doing on Buzzfeed? I mean, really?
Well it’s not exactly the aesthetic of this here blog, but I can certainly change the look and tone of my content to suit a particular audience. Ain’t nothing but a thang.
Here’s where you get that haughty look before asking: “You were posting porn right? You went and published some kind of dirty story where a guy gets humiliated and beaten before being sodomized with a plunger?”
So you’re a fan?
No, it wasn’t erotica or anything that could be remotely called porn. It was a ‘safe’ advice post for submissives approaching dominant women on alternative dating sites. The article addressed some of common myths about the Domme to sub ratio, what not to say in an email, and things of that nature. Some of of the piece related to this post, and the article was linked, but the rest was custom content.
My first thought was that it might have been inappropriate in some way. Maybe readers perusing weight loss trends and celebrity hi-jinks were offended? A quick search of Buzzfeed articles nixed this theory.
Searching the term BDSM, the first result was titled, “16 BDSM Sex Stories That Went Hilariously Wrong.” This was community stories compiled by a Buzzfeed staffer, which began with an old chestnut, ‘the buttplug that got away;’ this was followed by the graphic account of cinnamon candle play resulting in scorched lady bits. (Ouch!) – So if it wasn’t prudish community members or a puritanical staffer, why was my content deleted?
I don’t know.
If anything, the infraction’s likely a noticeable lack of Clay Aiken gifs. Because I know it wasn’t an intellectual property issue. I’m no lawyer, but I’m pretty fucking sure an 18th century Hogarth print is well out of copyright and in the public domain.